Don't use the excuse "my sisters are always on the computer"
cuz you know I will say "then kick "em off"
then you will say "no, my mom will kill me"
and I will say "too bad"
and you will say "oh, that's nice"
and I will say "I know, right"
and you will say "ugh"
and I will know you are rolling your eyes so I will say "stop rolling your eyes and go kick some small children of that computer you do have two of them"
and you will say "but both my sisters are on them"
and I will say "then get on your mom or dad's laptop"
and you will say "but my parents are on them"
and I will say "too bad"
and you will roll your eyes again and say "you know my mom"
and I will say "yes I do"
and you will say "then you know what the answer is"
and I will get frustrated and say "you get home before your sisters-- blog then!"
and you will say "but I have to do homework then"
and I will say "do it later-- like me"
and you will say "only you can pull that off, Juliet"
and I will say "grrr"
and you will say "told you"
and I will say "suuuuure"
and you will say "look, I just can't"
and I will say "then explain it to your mom"
and you will sigh and say "but--"
and I will cut you off and say "but nothing, you need to post, I always post and what is the point of sharing a blog if only one person blogs and that just defeats the purpose and it is not fair" and then I will realize I am babbling and stop
and you will say "fine I will try to find time"
and I snicker
and you roll your eyes
and we talk about something else
and you don't ever find time
THE END
As you can see, we have this conversation a lot. And it is the same every time.
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